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Cyber Monday is just about here, which means it’s time to zip up that black pleather bodysuit, swallow the deals deals deals pill, and descend upon the Amazon matrix like a sleuthy, price-slashing spider. We’re only going to be spending more time in our hovel during the winter, so outfitting it for cozy movie nights and intimate dinner parties (mostly between us and our Sylvanians) is the move. Cyber Monday is a great time to make big and small purchases alike, whether you need new headphones to blast Enya or a 4K television to binge watch Friends for the millionth time. Don’t let our Bottega boots give you the wrong impression, dude—we strike while the iron is hot, and the iron is hot when stuff goes on sale, so we cherish all of the web’s best Cyber Monday deals. We’re gonna replace that pair of AirPods that fell into the sewer grate, but we’re waiting till Cyber Monday to add to the cart. Why? Because we’re smart, and we hunted down the best deals for you, but also for ourselves.The best Amazon Cyber Monday deals aren’t just on tech and electronics, but home goods, cooking appliances, fashion, fancy skincare, sex toys, and anything else that has made you think, “Damn, I really ought to be a person who owns one of those before people get suspicious.” Here are our top picks for the best bang for your buck over at Amazon.A sparkling 4K TVA Playstation 5 bundle An Apple MacBook for less than $800 A portable mini projector for impressing your Netflix ‘n’ chill guestApple AirPods and watches, obviously Grab a Garmin watch (sexier than a Fitbit)A heated jacket for insane tempsSome affordable bling Some neat shadesStock up on Calvin Klein undiesIt’s a modern classic because it’s the comfiest, the softest, and lasts forever—and it’s on sale for Cyber Monday.An insanely good veggie chopperA handheld immersion blender Froth milk within secondsDisplay charcuterie the right way Time to upgrade (or start) your Vitamix collectionYou’ve had the same migraine for two weeksFrench skincare under $15This top-rated home rowing machineGet in touch with natureThe best Cyber Monday mattress dealsScore big savings on top-rated memory foam mattresses from Nectar and Zinus.Click, enjoy, and thank us later.
The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story. This story is being continuously updated to reflect new information and hot deals.
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The best Amazon Cyber Monday deals on tech and electronics
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The Best Amazon Cyber Monday deals on apparel
A legendary Carhartt t-shirt
The Best Amazon Cyber Monday deals on cookware and appliances
This cult-favorite chef’s knifeSave big on top-rated espresso machines
Le Creuset’s iconic Dutch oven for 31% off
The best Cyber Monday air fryer dealNinja’s air fryers absolutely own TikTok right now, and are under $100 for Cyber Monday.Aesthetically pleasing kettles
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The best Amazon Cyber Monday deals on wellness and beauty
This super high-tech Oral B toothbrush is half off
Manscape yourself Sick gift idea: a Theragun-like massager for just $30A wand vibrator with feel-good rumbles for under $20
The best Amazon Cyber Monday deals on fitness gear
Exercise bikes for every budgetYep, including a sale on Peloton bikes.
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The only kettlebell you’ll ever needIt’s adjustable. Just turn the dial, and you can change your resistance from eight pounds all the way up to 40 pounds on this sturdy black rock, which would make a great addition to our winter home gym set-up.The best reusable bottleWhen we die, cremate us and put us in a Hydro Flask. If you've been waiting to grab one when the price drops, now's the time, folks.
The best Amazon Cyber Monday deals on home goods
Casper’s ultra-comfy pillows for lessAutomate your pet care
A faux Christmas tree to keep things easy year after yearThe pre-lit one is 53% off.
The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story. This story is being continuously updated to reflect new information and hot deals.