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The Cost of Living Crisis Is Ruining Sex
The financial meltdown isn't just hitting people's wallets – it's also wiping out their dating lives.
Man Who Assaulted His Girlfriend Named Her ‘Amber Heard’ in His Phone
It’s not hugely surprising to some that Heard’s name was used as a nickname in a domestic violence case.
Far-Right Extremists Are Trying to Weaponise the Killing of a British MP
Counterterrorism officers are questioning 25-year-old suspect Ali Harbi Ali in connection with the death of Sir David Amess, a fact that’s been seized upon with glee by neo-Nazis and far-right commentators online.
Man ‘Bemused’ His Old Luxury Yacht Was Carrying $221M Worth of Cocaine
“Probably really quite a sensible vessel to use for that if you don’t get caught. It doesn’t draw much attention to itself.”
Worst Opinion of the Week: Wales Is 'Hard Left', According to Jacob Rees-Mogg
"I'm afraid that is what you get when you vote for socialists," the Tories' favourite Victorian ghoul told MPs this week.
Worst Opinion of the Week: A Colleague Quietly Blocking Me Is a 'Painful Cancellation'
Laurence Fox shit the bed again this week upon discovering that he'd been blocked on Twitter by the BAFTA-winning actress, writer and comedian Rebecca Front.
Worst Opinion of the Week: Get Back to Work But Also Take This Hike in Train Fares
With the economy receding faster than Matt Hancock’s hairline, the long-suffering public were dealt another financial blow this week.
Worst Opinion of the Week: Brits Should Return to Work to Prove Their 'Worth'
This week brought a flurry of shit takes from Kirstie Allsopp, Charlie Mullins and Andrew Neil – the latter two speaking live on ITV from their continental villas.
Worst Opinion of the Week: Brits Are Unhealthy Because They Can't Budget
If people weren't too stupid to notice the 53 pence disparity between two different potato products, perhaps 14 million wouldn't be in poverty across the UK, suggests Annunziata Rees-Mogg.
Why the Government's Anti-Obesity Strategy Won't Work
From mandatory calorie labelling on chain restaurant menus to doctors being paid to refer patients to Weight Watchers, let's look at exactly what's wrong with the "Better Health" campaign.
Anti-Semitism in the Name of Black Lives Only Benefits White Supremacy
Recent tweets from Wiley and Jay Electronica, among others, have sown discord and division between communities that have more in common than not.
Worst Opinion of the Week: Stop Being Mean to Dominic Cummings!
Unsurprisingly, the "Leave Britney Alone!" of right-wing politics doesn't have quite the same charm as the original.