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Check Out this Video of a Bloke Called Disco Boy Dancing On The Motorway! Love It!

It's a bloke, wearing a hat, and pants, dancing on the motorway! Brilliant!

God, there really is nothing better than some good old fashioned juicy content is there? I can't think of anything I enjoy more than settling down to some read the fuck out of some highly shareable articles about popular culture, or chilling out with a big old glass of cold tap water and plunging into a couple — or nine!!!! — of brilliant viral videos that'll make me laugh, and think, and that I cannot resist sharing. It's my way of giving something back to the world that's given me so much.

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This morning I became aware of a video that had done the rounds over the weekend, so in Internet terms, this is positively Methuselah-an, so please forgive me. I'm sure you're already aware of the HILARIOUS video of a man who DANCES ON THE MOTORWAY, because what could be better than a video of a man who DANCES ON THE MOTORWAY, especially when that video is HILARIOUS? Nothing. There is nothing better than watching a video of a man who alleviates his traffic jam related boredom by dancing on the motorway. He's a one man disco. Love it!

I would link to it directly but the draconian overlords at the BBC aren't putting this dynamite footage on YouTube. Head over here, have a bloody good laugh at a man dancing on the motorway, which is, by the way, absolutely HILARIOUS, and come back here straight away.

Lee Marshall, the man who's bringing some seriously HILARIOUS Studio 54 vibes to the M20, looks like a laugh. Look at him! Marker pen on the chest! With a hashtag! Very modern, Lee! Love it!

Now, normally, the sight of a topless bloke wearing a hunter's cap stood on a bridge overlooking a major motorway would be a cause for quite serious concern. You'd usually be moved to put the Ginster's down and call for help. In this case, however, it's just the Disco Boy dancing for the delight of lorry drivers who've been brought to a standstill due to Operation Stack, so it is HILARIOUS rather than acutely worrying. Love it!

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Now you can't quite catch it here, but that police man is actually rolling his fist in appreciation of the tunes that Lee's playing from his parapet-on-high. This is great to see. The police aren't exactly everyone's favourite people at the moment, but they are human after all!! They love a HILARIOUS bloke DANCING ON THE MOTORWAY as much as the truckers below do. Love it!

When you're not allowed to keep on truckin' as a direct result of a procedure used by Kent Police and the Port of Dover in England to park (or "stack")lorries on the M20 motorway in Kent when services across the English Channel, such as those through theChannel Tunnel or from the Port of Dover, are disrupted, for example by bad weather, industrial action, fire or derailments in the tunnel, there's only one thing to do…dance! Love it!

Lee's got a better set up on the motorway than some clubs I've played at do. Love it!

"I do it because I love disco. It's something I've always done. The character's been born now, so I've got to keep the character alive, so I thought I'd come down and get a bit of a party going on for Operation Stack," might be one of the more chilling things I've heard said aloud this year. Love it!

And this might be the most utterly haunting thing I have ever seen. I want to tell an analyst this. I want to write a novel about this. I want to grab Lee and tell him that it's all OK, that he doesn't need to do this, that the truckers he's playing for are probably quite happy busting out quick wanks in the back of their cab, Radio 2 floating through in the background. Love it!

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England, my England. Love it!

The police can't get enough. They simply just…love it!

We all love it! We all love Disco Boy and his herculanean efforts to entertain the truckers so deeply and desperately affected by the dreaded Operation Stack. Love it!

Best video ever, guys! Keep them coming!

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