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This Text Generator Mashes Lorem Ipsum Filler Text With DJ Khaled's Keys To Success

"The key is to have every key, the key to open every door."
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DJ Khaled's recent Snapchat "keys to success" posts—e.g. taking a shower ("the key to success is using the right soap. Dove,") or drinking Listerine ("the key to success is trust me,")—have made him a bit of internet celebrity. Now one fan has made Khaled's brohemian wisdom available via an ingenious text generator.

Lyft product designer Patrick Wong coded a text generator inspired by Khaled's Snapchat's into a new of Lorem Ipsum (a non-sensical place-holder text used by developers). The resulting "Khaled Ipsum Text Generator" spouts up to 10 paragraphs of non-sequitorial and platitudinous "keys to success" into poetic flarf. Here's an example:

They key is to have every key, the key to open every door. The key to more success is to have a lot of pillows. You see that bamboo behind me though, you see that bamboo? Ain't nothin' like bamboo. Bless up. Let me be clear, you have to make it through the jungle to make it to paradise, that's the key, Lion! Special cloth alert. Mogul talk. I told you all this before, when you have a swimming pool, do not use chlorine, use salt water, the healing, salt water is the healing. You smart, you loyal, you a genius.

Bless up and head over to the generator here. Watch a compilation of Khaled's Snapchats below: