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We may not be able to drop it like it’s hot in the middle of a pumpkin patch because, you know, even we draw the line at twerking at family-friendly gatherings. . That said, you bet your ass we’re dropping our insider intel on these insane, drool-worthy launches that made their way into our inboxes. Hallelujah for our email. Last week, we prayed for our ex to unfollow us on Instagram while lighting Birthdate’s tarot candle; cradled our tatas with Skim’s new bras; hit up the big, bad Swiss Alps in Teva’s new hiking boots; and got down and way too dirty with Polaroid’s P3 Music Player. This week, we’re actually eating our vegetables thanks to Fly by Jing’s new spicy dressing, adding a bit of color to our gatherings around the campfire, and witnessing Martha Stewart embrace (Liquid) Death in the form of a new collab.Toasting marshmallows, hot dogs, or a slice of Wonder Bread is a time-honored tradition at ye ol’ campfire—but now, you can do it in living color with Solo Stove’s smokeless fire pits in a slate of new matte colorways. The company offers high-heat ceramic so the color doesn’t fade, a removable ash pan for easy clean up, and portability at just 41 pounds. Burn, baby, burn. Tangy, umami, balanced—these are the *chef’s kiss* qualities of Fly by Jing’s new Chili Crisp Vinaigrette. Made with 10-year aged black vinegar, premium soy sauce, nutty sesame oil, and the brand’s crowd-pleasing Sichuan Chili Crisp, it’s ready to drizzle over cold soba noodles, marinate chicken, or serve as a dip for dumplings. Or, you know, you could drink it by the bottle—like your local Planet Fitness, we like to think this is a judgment-free zone. We need a hearty, heaping portion of samosas in our lives, and this Diwali Fry Set from Our Place is step one in satisfying Diwali’s seasonal hunger cravings. The set comes with a brushed, gold finished skimmer spoon and cooling rack, along with two clay diyas to light up during supper. Kiss your frozen Trader Joe’s samosas goodbye. Ms. Stewart has taken a break from baking pumpkin streusel loaves and crossed over to the dark side of Halloween decoration. Spice up your spooky shrine with this dismembered hand holding a piping hot can of Liquid Death (you know… because it’s a candle). Just like water, it’s scentless, but unlike a Dixie cup of your local municipal water source’s finest, it stands at a solid 7 inches tall and burns for 60 hours. Maybe it’s time you crack open a hot one. Crocs already have a reputation for being out there, but this iteration might just be the Frankenstein's Monster of footwear. Unleash your inner mad man by stomping around in the Zappos Print Lab x Crocs Gone Wild collab. Aside from incorporating a completely radical print on the upper, the limited-edition collection features our almighty savior: Jibbitz charms. We’re already in a better mood by looking at the little ‘shroom you can slap on the top of one of three different silhouettes—ranging from the iconic clog to a traditional (at least, as far as this collab can be called “traditional”) double strap sandal. The shoes are also fully-lined with fuzziness for maximum coziness once the temperatures really start to drop.We already love OffCourt’s body sprays, and now it’s time to rub a dub, dub, scrub yo’ ass in the tub with OffCourt’s new Deep Cleansing Body Wash Trio. Deemed it the “Swiss Army of body washes,” the body washes are exfoliating, sulfate-free, and formulated with glycolic and lactic acid. If that just sounds like gibberish to you, we get it. Long story short, they clean (you) up well without unnecessary additives.. A three-pack features luxe-sounding scents, including sandalwood, fig leaves, and fresh citron. Perfect for showering before hitting an overpriced cocktail bar in SoHo.See ya next week.
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Toast in color
Spice up your salad, Sichuan-style
Fry up Diwali delights
Martha’s Liquid Death
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Crocs are wildin’ out
Lather up king
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