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So here I am, thumbing buttons in time with Cadence Weapon's "Conditioning" – an old DJ set favourite of mine, which probably explains why I get fewer bookings these days – and just grinning like an absolute buffoon Because Video Games. (It's got "Sharks", too. Banger.) Is this what it was like to play Guitar Hero way back when, around the time I was being a prick about it? Shit. Sorry about that. Idiot. Anyway, the aliens are no match for me, however much they separate on being hit by my awesome lasers, burrow down into the ground or spread themselves right across all four paths of attack.But then, I know "Conditioning" really well. "Guns + Ammunition", by July Talk, though? Or anything by Monomyth? Fucked it. Gig over. The aliens have taken over the dancefloor. But that's nothing a restart can't fix, and until this itch abates, I'll be smashing these extra-terrestrials to smithereens, house lights be damned.LOUD on Planet X is out now for iOS, Android, PC and Mac, and PlayStation 4 (version tested). More information at the game's official website.@mikediverRead more articles about video games on VICE here, and follow VICE Gaming on Twitter at @VICEGamingNew on Noisey: How Prince Influenced Rap Music for All of Eternity