Happily, DJ Khaled's jet-ski based trauma – which, hundreds of years into the future, will surely be taught in schools as one of the crowning landmark moments of social media – has not ruined the allure and adventure of the open seas for him.The lifestyle guru, social media mogul (and sometime musician) will be taking to the water with Future, Migos, Lil Wayne, A$AP Rocky and more this July for the Summerfest Cruise. It's a four-day music festival which will take place, you've guessed it, on a cruise ship headed towards the Bahamas. Because when DJ Khaled launches a cruise, you know it's a more than just a cruise:
The cruise will ship off (lmao) from Miami, Florida on 3 July, before making stops in Nassau and an "exclusive private island" (because duh). Major major key alert. Listen to Khaled. Don't play yourself: book here.You can follow Lauren on Twitter.(Image via DJ Khaled on Instagram)"Don't get it twisted - Summerfest Cruise 2017 is more than just a cruise, it's a movement. A movement of good vibes and creative energy. A movement that connects the worlds of music, fashion, culture, technology and design. We're going to give you everything – the dopest live concerts, spectacular fashion pop-ups, enlightening panels and presentations – this will be one for the books. Don't play yourself. Reward yourself."