It is without a shadow of a doubt that Vin Diesel is America's finest actor. He has appeared in such beloved films as The Fast and the Furious, Fast and Furious, Fast Five, Fast and Furious 6, XXX, and that one movie about crooked stockbrokers that also had Ben Affleck in it. On top of that, he looks like a giant hairless pro wrestler and seems to be the nicest dude on the planet. He will also sing pretty much whatever at the drop of a fucking hat. Above is a recent clip of Vin in which he belts out Sam Smith's "Stay with Me" like he was goddamn Sinatra, despite claiming to have never heard the song before. It is incredible, because Vin Diesel is incredible. After watching the video five times in a row and crying every single time, I decided to put together a handy-dandy internet list of Vin Diesel's finest musical moments. Please watch and enjoy this carefully-curated selection of YouTube videos.
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At this point, you may find yourself asking, "Does Vin Diesel have any friends? Or does he just sit around in his apartment singing and dancing in front of his computer?" Trick question. The computer is his friend. Have some respect, SMH.VIN DIESEL WRITES A MOVIE WHERE HIS CHARACTER SINGS "IF I ONLY HAD A HEART" FROM THE WIZARD OF OZIf you ever ask Vin Diesel if he is a song and dance man he'll flip over that table you keep all your weak-ass Pokémon cards on and just scream "BEEN!" at the top of his lungs, because you're a mark-ass punk who doesn't know the history of the bald Dean Martin.
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I'm pretty sure this is a super half-assed version of Vin trying to whistle while doing the "Singin' in the Rain" dance, but I don't want to say this is because Vin might kick my ass for being wrong.VIN DIESEL FOOTAGE IS SPLICED UP AND MADE TO LOOK LIKE A MUSIC VIDEO FOR LIMP BIZKIT'S "MY WAY"Hope your Oakleys are strapped the fuck to your face, peckerhead, because this fan-made video splicing Limp Bizkit's "My Way" and footage of Vin Diesel in The Fast and the Furious is about to blow the Aeropostale boxer-briefs right off your dick.Drew Millard is the leading Vin Diesel scholar on the internet and is currently ghostwrting Diesel's autobiography. He's on Twitter - @drewmillard--The Good, the Bad, and the Thirsty of Diplo's AMAQUIZ—Can You Name These Songs?31 Unforgettable Celebrity Quotes About Music