If you can somehow stop watching this goal for any length of time, here's some bad news: you are consumed by darkness and will likely spend eternity as a meal, alongside Judas and Brutas. Real Madrid clubbed Basel 5-1 and, apologies to Gareth Bale's lovely effort, this was the goal of the match.Karim Benzema gets credit for the goal, and it's certainly a worthy strike, but good lord, Ronaldo is a smooth-ass operator. That little backheel flip to Benzema serves as a sort of pick on his defender, allowing him to roll away from him, receive the touch pass back from Benzema, touch it back to him, and break for the goal. As it turned out, Benzema kept it himself and fired it in for Real Madrid's fifth goal, but you know Ronaldo was salty he didn't get it back.