You've certainly heard of the dangers of microbeads—the infinitesimally small plastic spheres that plague our environment, being found in fish lungs and various other annoyingly small corners of our planet. Yes, your by-any-means-necessary desire to exfoliate your shitty skin is slowly killing Gaia, mama earth, the Big Green (ok, so I just made that nickname up for Earth based on a horrible soccer movie from the 90's, but whatever).Match stopped! #cafc pic.twitter.com/aCDdlAxRHE
— ⓓⓐⓝ (@_DanSheed) April 2, 2016
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The game is immediately stopped after hundreds of stress balls are thrown on to the pitch. #cafc pic.twitter.com/ING5SOPegl
— News Shopper Sport (@NewsShopperSprt) April 2, 2016
Just imagine having to clean up each of those balls, one-by-one, painstakingly, methodically, before play resumed. It's maddening. Like someone with OCD clearing sand from a shoe, I can imagine officials and players have broken their mental capacities, trying to rid the field of the microscopic injury risks. Oh, you're wicked alright, Charlton fans. Bravo.Game disrupted after kick off - hundreds of mini stress balls thrown on the pitch @BBCLondonSport #cafc #bcfc pic.twitter.com/32AecNsrsT
— Louis Mendez (@LouisMend) April 2, 2016