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Predict Your Rave Future With These Clubbing Horoscopes
What nightlife misadventures are in store for you this June?
How to Explain Your Thotty Raver Lifestyle to Your Family
What to say when your grandma turns to you and asks, "What's a 'Berghain'?"
These Five Smart People Won Halloween By Taking Our DJ Costume Advice
Buckets of fake blood, sweat, and the tears of a Berghain-rejectee went into materializing these ridiculous costume ideas.
16 Last-Minute DJ Costumes for Lazy Dance Music Fans This Halloween
How to dress like Skrillex, Richie Hawtin, Damian Lazarus, or Marshmello in less than fifteen minutes.
Please Don't Touch Me: A Neurotic's Six-Part Guide to Club Etiquette
Treat everyone on the dancefloor as if they've been diagnosed with Ebola and are bleeding out of every orifice.
The Six Types of People Who Will Ruin Burning Man Just by Being There
A handy guide to the people you should run away from when you see them in Black Rock City.
The Ketamine Musical Was Like Cirque du Soleil on Drugs
Ketamine zombies dancing to "Thriller," a musical ode to key bumps, and other jokes made the Brooklyn play at House of Yes a surprise hit.
Why a Donald Trump Presidency Will Be Bad for Nightlife, Along With Everything Else
The end of everything dance music holds dear (like drugs) is inevitable if we elect this bigoted megalomaniac into office.