food-opinions
In Defense of the Tomato Sandwich
If you're a tomato sandwich hater, you're probably making them wrong.
I Want This TikTok Grandma to Teach Me Everything About Food
'Cooking With Lynja' is the best thing to come out of quarantine.
Does Food Actually Unite Us?
Padma Lakshmi's 'Taste the Nation' is the latest example of the hackneyed idea that food is the great unifier.
I Miss Taking Selfies in Restaurant Bathrooms
The restaurant bathroom selfie is a tiny but valuable token that you were out, having a good time, and feeling yourself.
Homemade Pop-Tarts Are Perfect for People Who Suck at Baking
As it turns out, Pop-Tarts are kind of just an advanced version of a jelly sandwich.
Put a Salty, Crunchy Topping on Your Pasta to Enjoy Life for a Few Minutes
Whether it's breadcrumbs, chips, or furikake, it's time to get freakier with your pasta toppings.
Nervous Recs: Cake-Making Videos Ease My Tension With Each Swirl of Frosting
Watching people quietly decorate cakes on YouTube feels like a form of meditation, but you get to stare at cake.
Great, This Again!: A Child Raised Funds to Pay Off Classmates' Lunch Debt
We should feel bad that literal children have to crowdfund for their peers.
What Is the Most Thrown Away Food?
Time for your weekly edition of the, uh, No Longer Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're talking about asparagus pee, bar crawls, football, shitty roommates, and more.
Sea Creatures That Look Like Delicious Italian Dishes, Ranked
The "ravioli starfish" isn't the only sea creature that looks like something you'd find at a red-sauce Italian restaurant.
IHOP is Changing Its Name Again and for the Love of God Please Stop
After last year's annoying IHOb stunt led to a huge spike in burger sales, the restaurant is doing it again.
How to Debase Yourself and Get Free Food From Chain Restaurants at the Same Time
I have discovered the holy grail of free food—a technique so ridiculous and easy that anyone can do it.