HAPPY NEW YEAR
Sperm-on-a-Postcard Breakthrough Opens Door to Massive 'Sperm Books'
Scientists mailed freeze-dried mouse sperm on a postcard and birthed pups on the other side, a major advance for affordable long-distance sperm transfer.
The Bird Box Challenge Is Taking Over the World and Netflix Is Worried
Humanity is already failing 2019.
2018: The Best of Times, the Worst of Times
From the best bits of the year to the suckiest ones, we got folks to share their highlights and hiccups from the fleeing year.
A Scientific Explanation for Why Everyone Hates New Year’s Eve
There’s some truth to the adage that happiness equals reality minus expectations.
Cricket Fan's New Year's Resolution to Eat A Whole Damn Watermelon Off To Fantastic Start
The only way to start 2016.
Why We Celebrate the New Year on January 1
The reason you are partying tonight is because 2,000 years ago, the Romans were running time-based Ponzi schemes.
ISS Astronauts Send Endearingly Awkward New Year’s Greetings
They’re badasses, but they’re still nerds, too.
Happy New Year! Here's a Bunch of Bad Shit That's About to Happen
It's time to stop worrying about all the terrible things that happened globally and locally in 2014, and focus on speculating about the terrible things that will probably happen in 2015
Fuck the Haters, New Year’s Eve Is Awesome
New Year's has a lot of haters. Fuck that. This is the one night of the year when you can be whoever you want to be.