overheard
Everything I Heard and Everything I Saw At Golden Plains Super Sweet Sixteen
In a testament to the punters’ boundless loyalty for the incredible festival, everyone including I, a career hater and critic, managed to have a wonderful time.
All The Things We Overheard at When We Were Young Festival 2022
“I just walked through the food court and saw like 15 emos crying alone on the floor.”
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All The Things We Overheard at Download Festival This Year
“Who the fuck’s that guy? He looks like they built the festival around him”
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Overheard at Green Man Festival 2021
“My phone said ‘face not recognised’ because I look like a fucking haunted doll.”
All the Things We Overheard at Download Festival This Year
"He’s only just got into pop punk from TikTok. So he’s a fucking fake."
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All the Things We Overheard at Glastonbury 2019
“Sorry lads, but I have the most beautiful ballsack.”
The Poshest Stuff We Overheard at the Royal Wedding
"We just saw 'The Princess Diaries' on a big screen and now we're ready to watch it for real."
All the Things We Overheard at Glastonbury This Year
“VICE dot com is wack I could eat a burger better than them any day.”