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Reasons Why Copenhagen Is The Worst Place Ever
Sure, we have great bicycle lanes. But everything else sucks.
I Went To "The Only Club In The UK With a Swimming Pool" - Surprise, It Was Shit
Proof that, for most, clubbing in the UK has nothing to do with music.
I Took My Tinder Date to a Porn Theatre for Valentine's Day
Anyone can shit on Valentine's Day with words. I decided to spend my Valentine's Day with two of the least romantic things I could think of: porno theaters and Tinder.
These are the Worst Ever Greatest Hits
“Greatest Hits” is quickly becoming a futile collection of consonants and vowels that have nothing to do with greatness or success.
The Worst Types of People on Music Twitter
We at Noisey have an unfortunately earned expertise in all types of trolls on Music Twitter, and have taken it upon ourselves to compile some of the worst archetypes you’ll encounter.
What's the Worst Town You've Ever Been To?
"It’s a hole, a depraved hole of small-minded people and horrible architecture."
What Was Your Worst Drug Experience?
Sometimes you do a bunch of drugs and it's not that awesome. We asked some people to tell us about their worst times getting high and… Jesus Christ.
Worst Gift Ever
FROZEN FOODIt was supposed to be the first dinner he ever cooked for me. We were at his place and he just grabbed two already-opened, half-finished, icy bags from the freezer.