8 Weird Things Overheard in a Toronto Nightclub Washroom

Men, forget what you've been told, the women's washroom is not just the place where we "tinkle." It's a sanctuary — a momentary escape from the most unruly dancefloors. It's a space for sharing, and the flimsy walls of the women's washroom hear it all.

We spent a little extra time in a washroom stall during our recent trip to one of Toronto's most notorious party spots, and this is what we heard:

1. "Do you think you're ready for a baby?" *snorts line of something*

2. "The guy who did my biopsy today looked like Danny DeVito."

3. "I thought we were at the Gesaffelstein concert" — someone who was not at the Gesaffelstein concert

4. "She looks like a wannabe Girl Scout."

5. "I think I found my MDMA dealer on Tinder one time."

6. "I wonder what a vasectomy feels like."

7. "Apparently you can intern here."

8. "I think I'm having an allergic reaction to peanut butter."

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