Since the last roundup was such a success, it's in everyone's best interest that I show you all eight more all-Canadian tracks to help get you laid. Without further ado…Artist: Elaquent
The Kiss: You really, really want to try anal with your girlfriend of three months. She's curious, but thinks you're only interested in her duster because you've been spending a lot of time on PornHub. You scatter rose petals on the bed, pull her close, and let Elaquent do the rest.Artist: NOO-BAP
The Kiss: Two cyborgs meet and their transistors immediately start running in overdrive. Basking in the light of a Windows XP screen saver, they transfer data over USB 1.0.Artist: Ekali
The Kiss: You're not sure what you both took as you were leaving the club, but the world is stretched out before you lay on your bed. You make a blanket fort and make out until the sun rises.Artist: Wolfey
The Kiss: Every romantic scene with Ryan Gosling in Drive.Artist: ANDRU
The Kiss: You meet the most amazing girl at Blue Dog Café, and a few gin and tonics later, you're both cozied up in a booth. Both of your phones are dead, and you hope she'll remember you in the morning.Artist: Potatohead People
The Kiss: It's mid-day on the seawall in Vancouver, and you're both wearing short shorts and rollerblading. You stop to get ice cream from a nearby cart, and she pulls you towards her, wheel bearings squeaking as you roll closer and closer.Artist: Jacques Green
The Kiss: Any girl, any situation, as long as you met her on Tinder.Artist: Drake
The Kiss: There's no way to not include Drake in any make out list. You brought home a 10, all your friends saw you leave together, and she left in the morning. You spent the rest of the day blasting "Trophies."
The Kiss: You really, really want to try anal with your girlfriend of three months. She's curious, but thinks you're only interested in her duster because you've been spending a lot of time on PornHub. You scatter rose petals on the bed, pull her close, and let Elaquent do the rest.
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The Kiss: Two cyborgs meet and their transistors immediately start running in overdrive. Basking in the light of a Windows XP screen saver, they transfer data over USB 1.0.Artist: Ekali
The Kiss: You're not sure what you both took as you were leaving the club, but the world is stretched out before you lay on your bed. You make a blanket fort and make out until the sun rises.Artist: Wolfey
The Kiss: Every romantic scene with Ryan Gosling in Drive.Artist: ANDRU
The Kiss: You meet the most amazing girl at Blue Dog Café, and a few gin and tonics later, you're both cozied up in a booth. Both of your phones are dead, and you hope she'll remember you in the morning.Artist: Potatohead People
The Kiss: It's mid-day on the seawall in Vancouver, and you're both wearing short shorts and rollerblading. You stop to get ice cream from a nearby cart, and she pulls you towards her, wheel bearings squeaking as you roll closer and closer.Artist: Jacques Green
The Kiss: Any girl, any situation, as long as you met her on Tinder.Artist: Drake
The Kiss: There's no way to not include Drake in any make out list. You brought home a 10, all your friends saw you leave together, and she left in the morning. You spent the rest of the day blasting "Trophies."
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