Learn to Dance Like a Carnival Pro

We don't know how you're preparing for Carnival, but we're all standing round a laptop watching this video from the lads at RBMA. It guides you through such staple moves as the "Wille Bounce," the "Media Killer," and—our favourite—the "Top Shotta." Please exercise caution while executing the latter maneuver, as Ian from legal nearly did himself a mischief top shottin' production editor Mary. It wasn't pretty.

RBMA will be hosting their very own Carnival soundsystem over the weekend. Click here for further details.

Coming Up: How to talk patois and not sound like a dick even if you're from Kent and your name's Quinten.

And here are some more tips on how to move on the floor:
Celsius's "Attrition" Video Will Teach You New Dance Moves
Major Lazer's Lafayette Bless Will Teach You How To Dance