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THUMP’s Suggested Soundtrack for Your Freshman Sexual Escapades

Six tracks perfect for making sweet freshman love.

Ah, college. Four years you can proudly spend making bad decisions in the name of higher education. Freshmen consistently share an eagerness to drink themselves into oblivion and are accountable for most of the mystery stains on your dorm carpet. Your first sexual encounters can be a stressful experience, so we've compiled a definitive soundtrack to surprise squirts, premature ejaculation, and finding out you're in the same 9 AM Econ course as your one night stand.

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"Intervals" is the ultimate foreplay anthem and all the evidence you need that Flow-Fi artists can make up for any freshman's lack of sexual prowess. Kuma & aywy will have you working it like Ron Jeremy in no time.

Stwo's remix of "Lost" is likely to get more cherries popped than your RA.

French Kiwi Juice is the best lube. Figuratively speaking of course. We wouldn't actually recommend using real kiwi juice for lube any more than we would recommend ranch dressing or toothpaste.

Zimmer is no rookie in the French disco scene and has solidified himself as a renowned DJ in addition to being an outstanding producer. "Sensify Me" will get panties sensi-flying.


Kartell's "Turn Over" is the ultimate condom breaker.

Zuper is a master when it comes to steamy tunes for the bedroom. His edit of "Love Music" will make you hang your bloody bed sheets in the common room with pride.  

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