It's not a festival without a rowdy gaggle of Australians mussing up the dancefloor. THUMP's favorite Aussies, Paul Fisher and Leigh Sedley of Cut Snake, did the Gold Coast proud by galavanting about Holy Ship this past week and chronicling the madness. What they returned with is a gluteal smorgasbord of Fireball-drenched debauchery. Just look at these miscreants:
"Nothing better than meeting new fuckers on the boat, these lads were on a tear in their room. They pulled us into the trenches and the next thing you know, we had the beatbox cranking and the Fireball coming out our ears!"
"Holy Ship asked if we would host a game day for em so we thought fuck it let them just drink out of our shoes for an hour hahahah. The girls were going HAM on the shoey!!!"
"They were going that Ham they decided they would start the heely !!! hahah The chicks were definitely the highlight of the SHOEY CHALLENGE!"
"Elevator rides with the Dirtybird crew were all time. We would just cram as many animals as we could in and just scream til the thing stopped. Haha, it was a sweatbox in that thing! King Claude was on fire the whole boat trip. The whole Dirtybird crew are all time!!! The vibes were just flowing with them legends."
"Me and my girl got to have a good old boogie with this motley crue, Lee Foss and his bird and Anabel Englund. It's crazy how cool every fucker is on the boat. All the artists are epic and down to just have a good time. It was epic hanging with everyone on the ship."
"Have a go at the set ups on these fuckers hahaha!!! I just had to give that big old ass a slap, without these kinda of mad dogs on the boat, it just wouldn't be the same. Some of the best people watching on the planet!!!"
"Tommy Trash let the lads throw down some tunes on his stage!!! He is one sick mother fucker and hope to party with mad man in the future!!!"
"Sedz trying to give himself a heart attack! It was so hard to find time to eat cause ya didn't wanna miss out on anything. There was too much fun to be had, so we would just cram as much shit in then hit the party train flat stick."
"IT WAS ON FIRE! WHAT A PARTY! IF YA HAVEN'T DONE IT, I SUGGEST YA DO IT CAUSE IT IS THE BEST 3 DAYS YOU WILL HAVE ON A SHIP!!!"