For those unawares, twenty or so miles east of Downtown Los Angeles, there's a lil place named Covina. Covina's a tough town. For example: a few years ago, some dude showed up at his ex-wife's Christmas party while dressed as Santa, proceeded to shoot a bunch of people and then open a large gift box he had wrapped for himself. Inside was a flamethrower, which he used to burn the house down. This is a true story. It's called the Covina Massacre.Prepare to add another crime to the list of fucked-up-things-that-happened-in-Covina. You know Mr. Zo from his multi-faceted musical productions and colorful Twitter. But now you'll know him as something else: A victim. Today, Mat Zo got his car stolen. Bummer. But then the police found it!Then Jesus got involved:All this led Zo to ask himself life's deep, meaningful questions.And then came the big reveal. The thief accidentally left his ID in the car:… and finally, Zo exacted his revenge:UPDATE: The plot thickens. We just had this Twitter DM interaction with a local cop:What happens next? You're the internet. You decide. Feel free to tweet Mat Zo or the man who Zo claims is Jacob Pacheco. This has been the latest episode of your friendly neighborhood EDM Crime Watch.
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