It's Carnage vs. The Internet

If you're a slave to EDM blog drama (and if you clicked this link, you probably are), then you already know all about the great Carnage vs. Gary Richards blow out of 2K14.

If not, all you need to know is Carnage got mad about technical difficulties while playing Hard Summer, started yelling over the mic about "fuck Gary Richards," then went to UStream to defend himself against angry bloggers who called it a "temper tantrum." Gripping.

Someone named Annie Rinsky, who our crack team of researchers have identified as a member of the Gary Richards and Holy Ship-centric international posse of grabassery known as #ShipFam, took it upon herself to make a YouTube remix of the UStream, setting it to the silly tune of "Sweet Georgia Brown" and editing it in such a way as to portray Carnage and his friend as longshot GED candidates with too much time and weed residue on their hands.

While the video dredges up a bunch of played-out hard feelings, it also brings up a lot of questions. Like, why is Carnage's earhole so itchy? Why can't he spell Los Angeles? Does he have short-term memory loss, which explains why he can't remember saying "fuck Gary Richards?" Does his friend also get free Chipotle?

But hey, kids, even if you're #TeamChipotleGang or #TeamDestructo, we can all come together for a few lols, right?

Boom, boom, boom, boom. Hallloooooo! You can watch the whole thing here:

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