Billionaire real estate mogul turned reality TV icon, Donald Trump, will be running for president of the United States of America in 2016. This is probably both stupid, awful, and perhaps genius, as many are already calling out Trump's move as a publicity stunt for his dwindling public brand that is now connected more to The Apprentice than his successful real estate efforts.From the lobby of his Trump Tower, the Queens-born 69-year old told viewers and attendees (some of which people are already claiming were paid actors): "So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for President of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again." After that, he erupted into a lengthy string of outlandish claims from declaring himself the future 'best jobs president ever', to eulogizing the American dream, as well as flaunting his alleged $8.7 billion net worth.Believe it or not people, this is not comedy, but real fucking life and obviously, calls for a techno remix. That being said, we hit up our friend Remute, who's no stranger to making some of the weirdest, and totally awesome themed techno music, from an album based on Metropolis, to tracks about the EU's midterm elections. In a matter of minutes, Remute, real name Denis Karimani, hit us back, and the result is not only hilarious, but actually a quite impressive techno banger.